
It’s my mothers birthday But i have no money so my sister and i want to make her dinner, she loves Italian and Mexican food. Any suggestions? Nothing to hard but good?
BALH A. Your a fucking idiot. Feed your mother raw sh-it.
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Enchiladas
Brown/drain 1lb ground beef. Add 1 Tbls each cumino, chili powder, garlic powder, onion powder, achiote powder, and a dash of salt. Add 1 can of hot dog chili and mix ’til warm. Roll into warmed corn tortillas…20 count…you can warm them in the microwave for 30 sec’s to 1 minute to soften before filling w/ meat. Lay in 9 x 13 baking pan and cover with 1 large can of enchilada sauce, 8 oz of shredded cheddar or cubed Velveeta, and bake for 15 minutes at preheated 350 degrees. Serve with diced onions, black olives, sour cream and salsa, and sliced canned jalapenos for extra heat.
Boil some chicken breasts and cut it in to small pieces. Crush some doritos into the bottom of a baking pan. Mix a can of cream of mushroom soup, chicken, a can of rotel (drained) and a cup of diced velveeta cheese and pour over crushed chips. Top with a few crushed doritos. Bake for 35 minutes @ 350 until bubbly and brown.
For the pasta , may i reccommend , pasta allollio. Spend money on the best fruity extra virgin olive oil that you can get. Cook the pasta in the usual way. Meanwhile, peel and chop finely some good fat cloves of garlic. Heat some of the excellent oil, about 1/2 a wine glass for four, and cook of the chopped garlic in the oil. NOTtoo fast. Dont burn it, it must infuse and sweeten the oil. After five minutes, it should be ready. toss with spaghetti and dress with freshly ground b loack pepper, and torn basil leaves. Serve a salad of quartered tomatoes annd finely sliced onions with it. Dress with three parts oil( the good stuff) and one part lemon juice. Only the foodie restaurants use balsamic. For a dessert, do zabaglione.. It,s whisked egg whites combined with whisked cegg yolks and a smidgeon of marsala. Tall glass and a ratafia, or a rice biscuit. Starter, minestrone, sweat some bacon :chopped , until it releases it,s flavour add tinned borlotti beans or similar , cook until unctious , add tomato puree shredded onion, pepper, afew frozen peas n greebn beabs ,cook off, and serve with shredded basil or parsley. Good luck, n remember, your mum will love any effort from you both. It doesn,t have to be perfect; the love always shows.